hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
if I was rich i would absolutely go all out weird. commission books handwritten in a made up language. erect strange black spires in the wood. buy a boat, make it look like a perfect copy of one that was used in an 18th century antarctic expedition, and then let it drift to shore miles away. i want every interaction with me to leave people with a sense of impending cosmic horror.
me, painstakingly arranging a fake alien-like skeleton sitting at a desk in the hidden room behind my bookcase: this is going to be so cool when they find this in 50 years
me, handing out orange juice to the 10 workers i hired to dig a 6ft deep 8 by 13ft across hole which i will place my meticulously sculpted human-like skeletons, bar their large skulls and wings: keep diggin boys. in 100 years this will be a knee-slapper