i made this bcus i wanted a compilation of kayvan novak doing his impressions but without the agony of having to witness too much of colin & laszlo’s disrespecting women skills
he’s a classically trained painter. he’s been a lawyer for over a hundred years and won only one case. he captained the titanic for two seconds. he swore to never go back to england because some english guys were mean to his wife. he was jack the ripper. he burned down two buildings to help fund a high school volleyball team. he can play every single instrument. he stuffed a living human man into a coffin because he got baby fever. absolutely no one’s doing it like him
Colin Robinson is one of the funniest characters of all time conceptually. Imagine going to a boring open mic and seeing a 30-40 year old man glowing, hissing, and rapidly vibrating every time the slam poet onstage fucks up their rhythm
Your weird balding coworker visibly swats your favorite mug off of the counter in the break room then turns to face you, eyes crackling with power, and says “Oopsie daisie!” and you faint from exhaustion
