hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking
that moment before adblock kicks in on my tumblr dashboard is always so interesting because, like, the ads i’ve gotten:
- some teeth thing
- mortgage payment plans
- gas mask
- real estate agent
- life insurance
- investment strategies
like, who the fuck does this ad algorithm thing i am?
I’m not sure if I should be flattered that the ads think I have any sort of money or offended at the implication that I should use all that money for my fucked up teeth
im 100% anti-terf and will date any woman who puts up with me.
yea i get weirdo questions a lot and just delete them but this came out of nowhere so i was like “mhmm. maybe i will give them the benefit of the doubt and i accidentally reblogged something terfy without realizing it and they actually want to make sure im not a fuckoff idiot”
it’s probably not that, tho.
do u think that when steve goes off to fight crime some of the criminals just like…give up?
like ur robbing a bank or some other illegal shit and then u see captain fucking america in front of u and ur like. no. no im done. i physically can not bring myself to fight captain fucking america. you win this time, universe.
I’m going to build myself a fort and sleep in there and hide from people because people suck
people are reblogging this like it’s a post to relate to and reblog but it was just an actual statement of my plans