lesbianshepard:

i hate to give disney anything but i gotta hand it to them: making thanoscopter canon in the mcu is VERY funny

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♥ 129 — 2 years ago on 16 Jul 2021 — via lesbianshepard
#m  #unbelievable  
lesbianshepard inquired:

imagine anders visiting skyhold w/ hawke and cole knows that cats would make him feel better. only cole does not get the concept of "too many cats" and every day anders and hawke walk into their room to find another cat until there are like twenty of them and varric finally has to find cole and be "enough. how are you getting all these cats anyway?"

bayeksiwa:

THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! anders isnt complaining tho B) he cuddles w all the cats. hawke comes in and they find a pile of cats and no anders. little do they know that he is under that pile of cats. he also names every one of them.

anders names every single one of them and cole knows each name and solemnly greets them by title. hes doing his thing around skyhold and stops to bow “good evening, your majesty good king snugglewumps. ”

♥ 23 — 8 years ago on 31 Jul 2015 — via bayeksiwa

i asked my mom to pick me up burger king on her way back from the dentist w/ my sister and they went to burger king, got burgers, aND FORGOT ABOUT ME. ME: THE REASON THEY STOPPED THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

♥ 23 — 8 years ago on 30 Mar 2015
#unbelievable  #m  

when corypheus is doing his dramatic doom speech he’s like “what you flail at rifts i crafted to assault the very heavens!” but like

corypheus didnt craft the orb or anything. that’s solas’ orb. he didnt have to make that shit up when he was about to kill the herald he just said it to be an overly dramatic douchebag. like, chill, dude. you dont have to be such a drama queen.

♥ 2 — 8 years ago on 26 Jan 2015