hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
tma characters that had harrowing experiences and a gruesome death but are also like. 100% ridiculously wildly funny in all aspects if you zoom out on their situations by like 5 mm
1. timothy hodge
had sex with my scene catgirl gf and she gave me feline roundworm :/
cannot fucking stop thinking about mag 06 can you IMAGINE being timothy hodge. youre a fucking freelance designer. youre lonely as hell and go to a nightclub to try to forget about it. you pick up a hot girl at the club and end up sleeping with her. you feel kind of scummy bc she was clearly upset but she wanted to do it so you do. and then she??? explodes into worms all over your bedroom!!! so you burn down your flat, completely unaware that she definitely infected you with worms through your dick. you go and give a statement about what happened to the resident paranormal-obsessed quack organization, end up accidentally outing yourself as a weirdo by telling the 75 year old head archivist about your goth girl fetish, and then in a final act of divine retribution an employee of the same institute kills you two years later in an abandoned building with a fire extinguisher