i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist.
like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s “i have been attracted to many of your midgardian genders” and “what” and “my current paramor is genderqueer” “are they male or female” “they are neither of those two genders, that is what i have just said!” “oh well what were they born as“ "oh no, dear friend, u appear to be confusing genderqueer with genderfluid! the lady mystique assures me that these are two very different things, [extremely extended explanation]”
y/y
oh my gosh yes
“but what are they biologically?”
"…they are human.”
oh my god
“But what is between their legs?!”
“That is not of your concern, but on a good day, myself!”
CO-KINGS AU
» Odin dies when Thor and Loki are at a very young age and they grow up with Frigga as their only parent. Like Odin, she teaches her boys that they are born to be kings, born to be equals, born to rule. Believing that they are at their best when they are together, she puts both Thor and Loki on the throne of Asgard.
either Loki legitimately loves the color green or there was one time when he was ten where he mentioned kinda liking his green shirt and Frigga just fucking rolled with it and at some point he just gave up
family.
#’FRIGGA.. BLOND OF HAIR’
#’ODIN.. BLOND OF HAIR’
#’THOR.. BLOND OF HAIR’
#’LOKI.. BLACK OF HAIR’
#SOMEWHERE NED STARK GASPS AND CLUTCHES HIS HEART’loki snow of jotunheim
On a scale of Catelyn Stark to Frigga how cool are you with raising a kid your husband brings home after a war?