Every single time I have to submit a paper I go “This is the worst paper I have ever written. Alas, professor or TA who has to grade this, my poor time management will bring you such grief! Phrased appallingly, defended terribly, and organized horribly. I only pray that you take mercy on me and give me at least a D to pass this course!” and every single time the professor is like “This is pretty good. Maybe work on strengthening your conclusion. B+”