given the following things:
1) mike crew says he buried the eye book he gets on a lonely stretch of moorland
2) the lukas family estate is called moorland house.
i have come to the conclusion that mike crew fucking broke into the lukases to bury the book there. no real canon basis for this other than i find the idea of him climbing over their wall in the middle of the night with a shovel and a fucking evil book to be hilarious
he prolly didn’t even climb he just fell out of the sky at terminal velocity breaking every bone in his body on impact, then got up and did his thing
#mike crew#peter lukas sitting in bed in his flannel pajamas drinking a flavorless glass of wine it is 41 degrees farenheit in the room#he hears a cartoon whistling noise followed by a horrendously loud CRACK from outside#but doesnt get up to investigate bc he’s too invested in staring at the completely blank stone wall opposite him#in the morning there is a human shaped dent in the soil and someone has shit in the rosebushes#does this count as microfiction? (via @supplimental)
incredible tags thank you