
i wasn’t allowed to go to birthday parties at chuck e cheese because every time that fucking rat came out i got so scared that i would go and hide in those tubes and refuse to come out. my mother once got reservations at this restaurant in disney where the characters would eat with you and i was so upset that i threw up and was only consoled when my grandpa leaned over and told me that he would beat them up with his cane if they came near me.