lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

i understand that english is, of course, not the only language to have homonyms. but god fucking damn it is it annoying as shit when you’re trying to learn another language. 

if the romans were so smart and shit why the FUCK did they use the same pronunciation and spelling for TWO SEPARATE tenses that mean two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS????

“lets have a billion different verb tenses” said the very smart romans in their stupid fucking togas 

“lets have one that means something that will have happened in the future. and lets have one that means something that you kind of wish happened.” continue stupid fucking ancient dudes in their shitty made up language. 

“and then!’  stupid idiots who have stupid names say “lets use the SAME  VERB ENDINGS for BOTH of them even though they mean DIFFERENT THINGS” 

“this is the smartest language ever, probably” say stupid idiot scholars in the future “this was the pinnacle of humanity” 

♥ 466 — 3 years ago on 03 Feb 2020 — via lesbianshepard