only valid statement-givers in TMA
- guy who looked at the creepy evil coffin in his living room and went “Nope! Not dealing with that!”
- barista who saw a weird woman who was the manifestation of a fire/fear entity and decided to date her
- the plumber who just flat out didn’t notice the horrifying fear entity trying to kill him because he’s an ADHD icon
- exterminator who walked into a room, saw a giant mass of bugs, and turned right around and walked out
