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librabutch:

ten stupid things i’ve done out of a compulsive need to be liked (cringe compilation)

eyemeir:

wonem:

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

I found the funniest reply to this

beyoncepatronus:

god it really is so sad that there’s this divide between different generations of gay people and we attack each other instead of uplifting our community. like when jonah magnus stole elias’ body

jules-al-c:

Martin being jealous of Jon’s connection with the literal avatar if death is just so funny to me because throughout all of season 4 and a good chunk of season 3 Jon has been constantly throwing himself into danger leading to a great deal of concern on the part of Martin.

We’ve gone from Martin being worried about Jon metaphorically flirting with death to being worried about the thought of him LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH DEATH!

generalgrievousdatingsim:

i know it’s also depressing but avatars of the end being like “if i run out of people to frighten because they’re all dead i’ll just start taking them from other entities’ domains” is so fucking funny like imagine the grim reaper shows up at your house and just starts eating all your food and when you’re like “but i need to eat too or i’ll die!” they just

thuri-ly-made-madej:

fairygodrobot:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

babyyodablackwood:

melanie, basira, daisy and georgie winding martin up like: I heard oliver banks has an eight pack, like I heard oliver banks is shredded

notkatniss:

me

rendherring:

Oliver Banks sensing Jon coming up on his Domain like

nanshe-of-nina:

skarchomp:

Guys the most amazing thing happened at work today.

So I was working at the counter, and then the great beast rose out of the sea, his ten crowns adorning his seven heads, upon which were written the names of blasphemy. And then, I couldn’t believe it, the seven trumpets sounded, as the words that no man can hear were shouted from the heavens, and th

This is true; I was the counter.