the best thing about pacific rim is that it’s a film about the power of love in all its forms and how humanity’s ability to work together and communicate with each other is our greatest strength, but it’s also a film about a giant robot beating the shit out of a sea monster with a laser cannon, a boat, knuckledusters made from cargo containers and a chainsaw sword to the sexiest bass lines ever used in cinema
martin is just walking around muttering “ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched bitch” to see if his bond to the eye is strong enough to kill oliver
oliver banks said i was an accountant before all of this mess and i’m not gonna stop being an accountant just because some dumbass ended the world. here’s a coroners report. fuck
in 2024 a new animal crossing game will come out that takes place in a city but instead of finding bugs or fish you discover new diseases and various mutated rats from the floor of a subway tunnel
Jonah Magnus, lame and stupid: I want power and I never want to die! how would you like a spooky cruel apocalypse? done did it fuck you we won
Oliver Banks, just a cool dude minding his business: my entity is the literal end of all things, 100% inescapable bulletproof and indestructible. you can keep fighting each other for thousands of years, but every single person currently alive will eventually end up here. you can also kill me if you like it’s literally all I want, and all my entity wants in general! the universe will perish and finally everything will be at peace. plus, not to brag but the single merciful certainty left in this world is that of death. we are unfuckable never been fucked you cannot fuck us. there is no conceivable way in which we are gonna lose. anyway you were saying
lair the the shadow broker is the best DLC because it’s centered around my beautiful alien wife but also because you learn that Legion is canonically a gamer
