hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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mozambique-and-a-dream:

Naming myself loser in animal crossing is probably the most comedic thing I’ve done

latenightsuburbansprinklersystem:

latenightsuburbansprinklersystem:

wait this is my new favorite I am looking guy

stop everyone loves him so much. im gonna cry

the-meme-monarch:

redd’s got a lot of nerve swindling tom out of everything he has and then following him to the island he essentially runs and further swindling his residents with his fraudulent art

moxperidot:

enderman:

*right clicks on you and compresses you into a .zip file for ease of storage*

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pidgeforblackpaladin:

leebasampson:

slurpinanakinsdiaries:

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:

upsettingthedementors:

the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager

that alone would have cured his depression, ptsd and alcoholism

novis-musica:

We all mock Nureyev for giving up all his secrets after one (1) day of knowing Juno, like we all wouldnt do the exact same thing

gamecubeeater:

pissvortex:

i must once again point out that the people who defend capitalism the most are the ones who know the least about it

grug no like how sticks and berries stock in decline for third sun in a row

wheatley-blogs:

wheatley-blogs:

me when i get raymond on my island by random chance and i hear about the people paying real money for him

the unexpected sequel

iamoutofideas:

hungwy:

dragons are not important to me. i said it.