1) mike crew says he buried the eye book he gets on a lonely stretch of moorland
2) the lukas family estate is called moorland house.
i have come to the conclusion that mike crew fucking broke into the lukases to bury the book there. no real canon basis for this other than i find the idea of him climbing over their wall in the middle of the night with a shovel and a fucking evil book to be hilarious
he prolly didn’t even climb he just fell out of the sky at terminal velocity breaking every bone in his body on impact, then got up and did his thing
why do people think raymond is a “hipster” is it “hipster” to make your house an office building with no place to sleep now
theres no way in hell this is the house of a “hipster” this is simply the house of someone who has something wrong with him. actually the only time ive seen people use the word “hipster” past the year 2014 has been related to this cat do you think maybe people forgot what it means
is it just because he wears glasses. is wearing glasses “hipster”. i think it just means his eyes are broken
Gamers Against Weed is still the greatest organization in the SCP universe. it’s just a group of Extremely Online people fucking with reality for a laugh. one of them just makes fucked up funko pops.