the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅
“ooh shiny”/ “squirrel” jokes about adhd are only funny when people with adhd make them
“sorry, saw something shiny, what were you saying?”: noble, relatable, i would die for you and will repeat myself if i happen to remember what i was saying
“haha did you see a squirrel?”: My Hands Have The Capacity To Know Violence, Do You Want To See How Much?
