“you get a potion and the alchemist tells you ‘this potion will cure you’ and youre like 'hell yeah health potion’ and you drink it and turn into salami” - my gf
jurgen leitner gets too much shit for his evil book collection. you’re telling me you wouldn’t immediately fuck around and find out if you found a bunch of fucked up books? please.
i dont understand how people can organize their island so nicely and make it look like an actual town. i put a fountain in my town and put down some paths and i’m like geeze lemme pause there and take a break
the “easily distracted ADHD person” stereotype has never rung more true than when I’m trying to landscape and then see an agrias butterfly fly by
i dont understand how people can organize their island so nicely and make it look like an actual town. i put a fountain in my town and put down some paths and i’m like geeze lemme pause there and take a break
people will really use the word “gatekeep” to refer to literally any situation where someone says “no” to someone else, or criticizes their behavior in literally any way
once restaurants are a thing again i’m going to start going up to strangers’ tables and asking them to give me a french fry and then when they say “no” i’m gonna accuse them of gatekeeping french fries
important terms as defined by the internet:
gatekeeping: saying no to anyone for any reason
emotional labor: expecting anyone to explain themselves ever
misogyny: suggesting women should not be obligated to wear makeup
queer: straight men walking their girlfriends on a leash at the local panera bread
