hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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island-delver-go:

oppa-homeless-style:

actuallyjuststealingmemes:

water-based-introspection:

just-shower-thoughts:

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

ndiecity:

girlfoxcock:

girlfoxcock:

it’s so fucked up that sex is a thing that exists. im crying

if sex isn’t real then explain how john green was able to write such a detailed description of cock and balls

youve never heard of science fiction?

hauntinglesbian:

crims0nluna-deactivated20200820:

If you can’t picture her throwing a molotov… she’s not the one, bro.

hungwy:

i keep rewatching that video. jerma was a substitute teacher? he made computer noises at kids to get them to shut up? what is he possibly qualified to teach? i dont want to know the answers to any of these. i like mystery

doomsneigh:

twitter post: my sister died and i dont know how i will cope with this grief

the reply section:

sleepydebris:

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

ptsdhamlet:

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

briandavidgilberts:

boethiah:

i told a joke to my gf and now i’m sitting in the next room over listening to her lose her shit laughing as she tries to put it in a tumblr post