absolutely terrified by any and all zutara/kataang discourse, like can’t u guys just watch the boiling rock episode and ship zuko/sokka like normal people
*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*
But do you offer evil dental?
Of course??
I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy
Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your nefarious schemes and plots
interesting how movies still insist on marriage scenes when literally nothing is going to top elizabeth and will getting married during a swordfight with the undead crew of the flying dutchman as a huge supernatural maelstrom rages. like, why even bother after that?
my wife: wasn’t our wedding everything you dreamed of?
interesting how movies still insist on marriage scenes when literally nothing is going to top elizabeth and will getting married during a swordfight with the undead crew of the flying dutchman as a huge supernatural maelstrom rages. like, why even bother after that?
