ok i love the “jon sims becomes a teacher au” cause u know what students fucking do all the time??
google their teachers
just fuckin.. some weird english dude walks into your class, completely covered in scars and completely unqualified, so what are you gonna do?? look him up
and what are they gonna get? space pirate band wanted for murder missing persons reports and the only employment record is that he used to work at the magnus institute and went to oxford
everybody is scared and there’s massive violence but no one can actually die of course that would attract the mechanisms
they crashland just for the drama of it and oliver banks IMMEDIATELY gets a migraine
jonny heads directly to the slaughter zone from 163 and just runs around blowing things up and having absolutely the time of his fucking life and when he gets bored he just Leaves and whatever slaughter avatar is in charge there is like ??????? the fuck?????
jonny NO
Image Description: A series of quick pencil sketches.
First four: Oliver Banks stands, back to the viewer, gazing melodramatically into the End roots. Cut to the eyes in the sky, as a space-craft falls from (one assumes) space. Oliver grabs at his head, going “Oh, ow!” He then looks over his shoulder at the viewer, and says “Oh no.”
Second three: Jon Sims and Martin Blackwood stand there. Martin is holding a bat. Jon asks, “Why do you sound like me?”
They are confronting Jonny d’Ville, behind whom is Gunpowder Time. Gunpowder Tim calls out “Guess the incomparable Donny d’Ville isn’t so incomparable anymore!”
Jonny then cheerfully takes out a gun and states “Well! There’s a quick fix to that problem!”
I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it’s one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades
*godfather voice* you disrespec me… and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria… vinny, hit her with da sticky hand
Going through the notes on your phone is just like: *codes and passwords that don’t tell you what they lead to* *a random fact* *midnight thoughts from 3 years ago* *a wishlist* *something your friend told you about that you were “definitely going to check out”* *random numbers* *drafts of emotionally charged messages* *shopping lists* *todo lists* *fake poetry* *a diary entry*
this website is full of 22-year-olds who are finally realizing their lifelong dream of being a high school bully
everyone in the tags of this posts talking about “antis” or some dork shit… being asked to behave like a respectable human being is not bullying lol. this is about hello kitty bloggers who make callout posts to stoke vendettas with nintendo bloggers
