darkmacademia:

I might not have “brain cells” like classic authors and ancient philosophers but at least I respect women

♥ 52549 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via the-parkster

exeggcute:

exeggcute:

seeing some people reblog so many “ironic” homophobic memes that they don’t even notice when they start passing around vitriolic posts from literal far-right 4chan rejects. like. come on guys. don’t be a shithead.

the one I’ve seen making the rounds lately is that virgin/chad doge meme that’s like “homosexuals of yore: I am a strong roman solider I fight for my men blah blah” and “homosexuals today: my favorite netflix show doesn’t have any gays in it :(” and if the weird roman fetishism wasn’t enough of a clue already like. they’re talking about you when they’re talking about today’s filthy gays. you can reblog as many ironic memes as you want but these nazis think you’re a sexual degenerate and want you dead. don’t do their dirty work by spreading that shit.

♥ 5420 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via amaralesbian
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jncos:

Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life

♥ 50144 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via vendata-remaking-deactivated202

crying-over-really-dumb-things:

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♥ 77329 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via not-quitenormal
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teaboot:

bitofthisnthat:

teaboot:

Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a full grown adult obsessed to the point of mania with D*sneyworld

Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a full grown adult shaming others for completely harmless interests

Okay, that’s on me, I worded this badly.

What I intended to say was: Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a fully grown adult who doesn’t simply enjoy a piece of child’s media or have fond memories of a special interest revolving around it, but truly and deeply believes in the glitter and fairy dust conjured by a billion dollar corporate machine to the point that any criticism of the company itself or the mismanagement of any of its productions is met with the all the violent fervor of a brainwashed cultist

♥ 48952 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via enjorlas
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feetpicdealer:

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♥ 69207 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via enjorlas
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super-affection:

corporations next month: hello gay people, we know times are tough and the future is unknown. but we’re stronger than ever, and stronger together. we’re always here for you, so enjoy this 5% off pride sale

♥ 4113 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via cannureyevfly
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zvaigzdelasas:

thatmattattack:

super-metroid:

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what’s going on in there

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♥ 159009 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via hollowboobtheory

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

♥ 1105920 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via jojonyon

maamlet:

hey guys whats going on in h [sees the flayed corpse of god] ohhhh fuck. oh shit

♥ 22829 — 3 years ago on 01 Jun 2020 — via youarentreadingthis