if twitter existed in the 17th century we’d see threads like “oh no you can’t burn the cotton plantations. think of the seamstresses. think of all the people who need clothes. burn the sugar plantations instead. oh no don’t burn those uh people need food. how about you only burn the tobacco plantations. but convenience stores will lose profits so don’t do that. burn the-”
If thou wantest to express thoust concern, vote Whig this November forthcoming
Griffin during TAZ Balance Arc: We are going to have a meaningful and touching narrative if I have to drag you three chucklefucks kicking and screaming the whole way there
Griffin during TAZ live shows: So you’ve killed Santa Claus and taken his place,
The “attention deficit” part of adhd is misleading imo because in my experience adhd is less “doesn’t have focus” and more “cannot control where the focus goes”
Forgot what you were doing because your brain zoomed way ahead and you were left scrambling to remember why you’re holding a dishtowel? Adhd
Looked up from your computer screen and realized you’ve been reading wikipedia articles about the mating habits of spiders for the past five hours and you haven’t eaten all day? Adhd
Can’t do the mildly intimidating task because every time you try to think about how to do it, your brain skitters away from the topic like a nervous mouse? Adhd
Didn’t do the dishes because you remembered them on the drive home but by the time you arrived you had already moved on to other topics? Adhd
Need to listen to a podcast while doing chores because neither task occupies enough of your attention to keep you engaged? Adhd
You say “I’m baby” but you’re not. You are not baby. You are not capable of being baby. You possess neither the limitless potential of baby nor the driving curiosity of baby. You have some similarities. You cannot function on your own. You depend on others for your most basic needs. But where baby eventually outgrows these flaws, you are already hardened by your failures. You will not grow. You are not baby.
