lesbianshepard:

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♥ 33481 — 3 years ago on 04 Jun 2020 — via lesbianshepard
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Objectively speaking I want to hear from Elias again solely because he is an impressive villain but I cannot emphasize enough how hysterical it would be for him to have started the apocolypse and just be absolutely MISERABLE without the ability to go to Starbucks and order his low-fat extra whip Macha powder with strawberries ice water he was like let me be fucked up and evil and end the world and he didn’t consider the consequences and now he’s in hell

♥ 2571 — 3 years ago on 04 Jun 2020 — via im-a-medicinecat-martin

matchagoth:

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HAHAHAHAHA

♥ 17426 — 3 years ago on 04 Jun 2020 — via bardicalliteration

exaltioras:

thisismyideaofhumor:

My favorite thing about The Magnus Archives is when they just Make Shit Up about historical figures. Like fuck it, Robert Smirke was an occultist. Wilfred Owen was a war god. Edmond Halley is still alive and he’s trying to extinguish the sun.

don’t forget their brutal postmortem defamation of joseph grimaldi. he’s an evil mannequin now

♥ 9115 — 3 years ago on 04 Jun 2020 — via utopians

hungwy:

too-many-muses:

hungwy:

too-many-muses:

hungwy:

If you wanr to gain powers erase every memory you have and sit on a rock under a tree for days and then you’ll know true reality I tried it once and now i am unbound by words and concepts and even thoughts my brain is essentially tv static and I would never do anything to change it

if you’re unbound by words and concepts then how did you write that

My wizard typed it for me

ah of course, foolish of me to ask

Help -the Wizard

♥ 9603 — 3 years ago on 04 Jun 2020 — via butchflirt

henstomper:

noxusredfox:

foundajob:

dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

What does that have to do with gaming ?

fake gamer spotted. take the shot.

♥ 168494 — 3 years ago on 04 Jun 2020 — via hotvampireadjacent

snarthurt:

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♥ 7813 — 3 years ago on 04 Jun 2020 — via dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition

king:

noughware-crossing:

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This is Oreo. Yes we share a bathroom, no I don’t take any criticism

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♥ 86711 — 3 years ago on 04 Jun 2020 — via hotvampireadjacent

pugetsound:

i love tumblr bc theres no way to do clout checks!!! i could have 6 followers!! i could have 18,000! and yall would be none the wiser

♥ 30051 — 3 years ago on 03 Jun 2020 — via kirliq

coast-modern:

A tee shirt that says “I’M JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI”

♥ 31764 — 3 years ago on 03 Jun 2020 — via youarentreadingthis