oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”
man can u believe Jonny straight up murdered the Martin Doesn’t Actually Love Jon Bc Web crowd this week? then swiftly took out the Martin Doesn’t Believe Jon Loves Him Anymore Bc Jude Perry crowd as well? and just “ceaseless watcher"d ANY theories that contradict canon? which is that these are two men in love at the end of the world, doing their goddamned best?
Ripley’s By God, I’ve Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I’d Just Be Like “Sure, Fuck It”
