goldrubyproduction:

aletheius:

idknewname1:

*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

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GUARD!! NATIONAL GUARD!!! THE WHORE IS BREAKING CURFEW!!!

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we really had no idea huh

♥ 119039 — 3 years ago on 12 Jun 2020 — via hotvampireadjacent
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iamoutofideas:

when hozier said “I cranked my hog so hard I ripped it off” I really felt that

♥ 7796 — 3 years ago on 12 Jun 2020 — via logarto

normal-horoscopes:

transreimu:

transreimu:

an orangutan slinging spells is my worst nightmare

imagine an orangutan materializing a fireball in his hand and throwing it at you with his long lanky arms

I AM STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ENCLOSURE WITH A CRICKET BAT AND AIMING MY SWINGS TOWARDS THE APPROACHING COPS

♥ 22508 — 3 years ago on 12 Jun 2020 — via constellationlepus

vendata-remaking-deactivated202:

“benrey” this, “benry” that. how many of y’all have benreading a damn book lately 😐

♥ 6425 — 3 years ago on 12 Jun 2020 — via mafreiidyne

helvicas:

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i love you bob

♥ 21905 — 3 years ago on 12 Jun 2020 — via fairwind

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

i hope this email never finds you

i hope the disappearance of this email on its way to you remains a tragic mystery that is never solved

no officer i’m afraid i never sent nor saw any email matching that description

♥ 19584 — 3 years ago on 11 Jun 2020 — via sheepandwolves

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

everyone else is in a horror story but georgie and melanie are living in a romcom. georgie’s lack of fear means she goes to the Corruption Grocery Store to buy stuff to make dinner and just does not react at all to the fucked up bug shit as she buys her food.

they go on a romantic walk through the park. in the background the fears are trying to get their attention but they’re too lost in each others’ company to react. 

melanie goes to pick up groceries. instead of telling her the total the cashier, jane prentiss, unhinges her jaw and  hundreds of worms pour forth from her mouth. melanie  just asks if she can double bag the milk so the bag doesn’t break on the walk home. 

♥ 1582 — 3 years ago on 11 Jun 2020 — via lesbianshepard

coolxatu:

guys i just got the ps5 :)

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♥ 1688 — 3 years ago on 11 Jun 2020 — via hotvampireadjacent
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mr-hyde-and-mr-seek:

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♥ 2662 — 3 years ago on 11 Jun 2020 — via steves-strapcollection

wlwrobots:

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happy pride month! don’t forget the lesbian flag in your art / edits!

♥ 17664 — 3 years ago on 11 Jun 2020 — via angrylilsliceopie
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