hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
the reddit “i dont want jon and martin to be homosexuals” guy is fucking shaking rn
that guy was jared hopworth
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Why do army guys wear their outfits to Walmart
to get compliments and free things. they’re like us, club hoes. except the club is walmart and the instead of hoes they’re war criminals.
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i made this mainly for myself but u can look at it also (video)(audio)
‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that
wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result
where is my bastardization arc
for those of you who still haven’t listened to the Magnus Archives, one of the great things about it is that the writer really avoids using things like sexual violence and ~scary mentally ill people~ and awful racist tropes as fuel for horror, and instead makes very, very effective fuel for fear out of things like not being able to quit your job, one (1) very large pig, teaching an entry-level college class, 19th century british architecture, having a crush on your boss, community center art classes, having to move back in with your parents, package deliveries, men named Michael, reading, a metalhead who refuses to explain himself, going to a concert and the band is really shitty, the overall concept of doors, A Hole Full Of Meat, and poetry
can I just say that Jared hopworth of all people being homophobic is killing me. like oh now the meat monster is gonna preach to us
its like rock paper scissors. the lonely beats the martin. love beats the lonely. jonah magnus uses love as a final conduit to crown his plans to take over the world. and the martin beats the shit out of jonah magnus
imagining the whole episode as a low budget two person play in which alex hastily changes between glasses and a fake muscle shirt to portray martin and jared respectively
