hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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sandersstudies:

I love how to break away from Catholicism Martin Luther had to be like super educated in dogma and doctrine and then present 95 reasons he thought the church was flawed, but then Henry VIII was just like “I would like…………….to fuck.” And that was IT. 

normal-horoscopes:

FERAL = BASE, RAW, PRIMAL, ELEMENTS OF ANIMALISTIC UNPREDICTABILITY AND GENUINE DANGER, DETATCHED FROM CIVILIZATION

ENERGIES OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR FERAL:

BASTARD MAN = CAUSING PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE, LOVEABLE BECAUSE OF HOW GENERALLY INEFFECTIVE THEY ARE

CORVID = SHINY THINGS, NERVOUS, OBSESSIVE, FLIGHTY

CRYPTID = INHERENTLY MYSTERIOUS, UNCANNY, NEITHER EXPLAINABLE NOR UNEXPLAINABLE, ANSWERS ONLY RAISE FURTHER QUESTIONS

THINGS OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR CRYPTID ENERGY:

UNHINGED = PANICKED, SELF-OBSESSED, MANIC LIKE A MAD ARTIST, ENTRANCING AND A BIT SCARY TO WATCH

FUCKED UP = PHYSICALLY PAINFUL EFFORT TO APPEAR NORMAL WHEN ACTUALLY VERY NOT NORMAL

ajanigoldmane:

They de-aged this dog by like 6 years what the fuck

alexsimonfrancoisjohan:

tigger like two years ago

tigger nine hours ago

kaijuno:

manywinged:

me receiving a phone call: i hate this why can’t i just get messages instead

me receiving an email: oh god oh fuck no not like this

stardew valley is the best game because it lets me kiss my beautiful wife every day

imlizy:

imlizy:

moby dick type revenge story but the animal theyre hunting is a jellyfish

the idea of carrying a burning hatred in your heart for a creature that literally doesnt have a brain is just really funny to me

mortheta-remade-deactivated2020:

mortheta-remade-deactivated2020:

“hi dave! hi! in australia! it’s me, oskaar from iceland” is an avatar of the dark

this man breaks all the lightbulbs in your house and starts chasing you wyd

2-beadyeyes:

2-beadyeyes:

if i go to silent hill and there arent any of those thotty little nurse binbos trying to stab me im fucking stealing shit

if i go to silent hill and pyramid head doesnt have his cock out im fucking driving my car in to the lake

left-reminders:

readysetgargoyle:

ankle-beez:

ankle-beez:

Well well well if it isn’t the consequences of your actions

“Stop vilifying us” stop killing black people then