you absolutely love to see it*
*Christopher Columbus’s decapitated head lying on the ground
I genuinely thought this was another weird tumblr add
people really be like ‘lmao its gonna be hilarious when CHAZ runs out of food/water/other resources’ like girl its not fucking survivor they’re literally in the middle of the biggest city in the pacific northwest
martin: you woke up for him and not for me!!! :(((
jon:
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky r like shooting stars
LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY
the internet shouldn’t be used for anything except playing games with friends, illegal sharing of copyrighted material, and talking shit
Don’t forget the porn. It’s not the internet without porn.
shut the fuck up
the reddit “i dont want jon and martin to be homosexuals” guy is fucking shaking rn
That was Jared Hopworth
he IS shaking like a little bitchboy!!