hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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warlockrightsactivist:

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

2-beadyeyes:

2-beadyeyes:

brashangel-deactivated20210321:

manywinged:

mike’s i can’t carry it for you but i can carry you lemonade

mike’s i’m glad to be with you, here at the end of all things lemonade

comeonfeeltheillinois:

dafunk:

comeonfeeltheillinois:

dafunk:

white yoda

this is not white yoda

i dont see color

vorpalfae:

I’m the modern Oracle of Delphi but instead of breathing in ground vapors to bring about visions I just drink an extra large french vanilla iced coffee and vibrate until I am tuned in

jellytartkingezran:

Zuko, deadpan: Yes. I am Lee, humble tea server, who has kidnapped Firelord Zuko and replaced him. You have seen through my facade. What gave it away? Was it the hair? I knew I didn’t have the crown on right.

Alternately:

Zuko, deadpan: Oh didn’t you know? The Jasmine Dragon was so successful that I was appointed Firelord.

swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual:

Important diplomat who has visited the jasmine dragon but has NOT met the firelord before: excuse me aren’t you a waiter.

jellytartkingezran:

After a while it’s just

Zuko, without skipping a beat: No, his scar’s on the other side.

lesbians4sokka:

zuko: hi what can I get for you today?

extremely bemused customer: um…… aren’t you the firelord???

zuko: you know, I get that a lot. I think it’s the nose

lesbians4sokka:

a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!

lesbianshepard:

I don’t need a quiz to find out which Fear Entity would kill me. I’ve got anxiety; I’m afraid of everything. The answer is just “whichever one I run into first”

That’s still “the first one I run into” because I am not athletic at all.

beesmygod:

teens of tumblr transitioning into adult life, i am about to teach you the most important lesson of your life: you need to buy the name brand cling wrap and tin foil. generic aint gonna cut it. you gotta take my word for it on this one. i suffered to learn this lesson for you.

I don’t need a quiz to find out which Fear Entity would kill me. I’ve got anxiety; I’m afraid of everything. The answer is just “whichever one I run into first”

manywinged:

manywinged:

i love saying “dw” because it could mean “don’t worry” but it could also mean “do worry”. ominous. keeps you guessing.

what the fuck is a doctor who