one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy
lup: *sitting and reading the newspaper, is wearing glasses to do so*
angus, detectiving: taako? do you also need glasses ive never seen you wear them
taako: glasses are for nerds ango, i can see fine
lup, not looking up: hes as blind as me, he literally cant read a recipe 5 inches from his face
angus, scribbling on paper: sir i will give you all the gold in my pockets rn if you can tell me what i just wrote down
taako, glaring at the paper for much too long: oh fuck you
I DROPPED EVERYTHING AND DREW THIS AS QUICKLY AS I COULD
[ID: Three image comic of Taako, an elven man with freckles and long hair in a braid, Lup, an elven woman with short hair while wearing glasses, and Angus McDonald, a small boy with curly hair and spiffy clothing. In the first image, Angus is holding a piece of paper up to Taako. Taako reaches back towards Lup—who is reading at a table—and says “Lup, hand over the glasses, I gotta see what this little wise ass wrote.” In the second image, Taako, now wearing said glasses, peers down at the sheet of paper and says,” Now lets see here—” In the third image, we see Angus’s smug little face looking up at Taako, as well as the sheet of paper in Taako’s hands, which bears a single word in all caps: “BITCH.” End ID]
people who call stuffed animals “stuffies” are deranged. people who call stuffed animals “plushies” spent too much time on neopets in their formative years.
