hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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pixievivi:

hollypunkers:

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

manywinged:

if we both turn 40 and we’re still single let’s get together to plan a heist

plasticshred:

felixfunney:

tje original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm. thats not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tastey baja balst instead

this is really good I love Donal Duck and I love baja blast so basically great post

weirdpostarchive:

what’s the matter? scared of a little mysterious green potion with a skull-shaped cloud of smoke coming out of it?

uglyloki:

uglyloki:

the epic highs and lows of being known

the mortifiying ordeal of high school football

himbofisher:

tumblr mobile stop asking if i want notifications when people post. whenever my mutuals make posts they text me personally to tell me about the post and then we kiss

mckitterick:

in case anyone else had @wyvernisgod ’s question, I present @vamprisms ’s comment from the notes

afloweroutofstone:

the-cheshire-cat-grin:

theinternetcitizen:

unown:

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

mod2amaryllis:

oh you think you’re better than us poetry boy?????

everyone else: I rearranged and terraformed my entire island to make it perfectly organized and aesthetically pleasing. I even manipulated the stone spawns so they appear where I want them. 

me: I put a little table next to a barbecue so you can eat a burger by the beach. :)