hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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archehype:

jotx:

archehype:

jotx:

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

wumblr:

i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

bashircore:

bashircore:

every time i see the press x to doubt guy now i think he looks like bastard cop weyoun in far beyond the stars

same person

new reaction image dropped

biggaybunny:

romcommunist:

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

I think I know how humans can beat supercomputers at chess again

gayarsonist:

voidore:

gayarsonist:

you’re telling me a shark made this cuterie board?

shark coochie board

clown-strife:

calamitysong:

congratulations looks like you’ve found yourself a gem you can keep that gem for your collection and try for that legendary crown of wonder or i can buy it from you if you like let me see what i can offer

hera-the-wizard:

juyeonms:

oh no… oh no no no no no non

smallrat36wagon:

marcitlali:

brotherwife:

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .