damnedafteralll:

spirit halloween is an interior design store

♥ 30727 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020 — via cognitohazard
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eternalgirlscout:

What We Do in the Shadows +  text posts (1/?)

Sources: (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

♥ 572 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020 — via h-harpy
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gothclaires:

You’re laughing. We’re hiding in the archives from the worms trying to eat us and I asked if maybe you’ve been a ghost the whole time and you’re laughing.

♥ 1372 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020 — via transarchivist
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♥ 122726 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020 — via youarentreadingthis

naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112:

the song Temporary secretary by Paul mcartney on YouTube. below are youtube comments.ALT
my grandfather was on this song, those clangs at 18 seconds were him trying to break into the studio to stop Paul from recording thisALT
this sounds like lemon demon being cornered in an alley,thrown in a dumpster and forced at gunpoint to make a song in seven minutes.ALT
everybody gangsta til you start liking this song unironically. this song tastes like rubber and batteries.ALT
this feels dangerous to listen to. like how flashing lights could potentially send you into an epileptic seizure. I feel like I'm risking something health-wise by listening to this song.ALT
this is the song you play when you want people to leave your house after a party. this sounds like talking heads but instead of cocaine they're on methALT
this made my dog leave the roomALT
♥ 18183 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020 — via hotvampireadjacent
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pogues-run:

sa2ha:

Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

what if I deglazed you with a splash of white wine 😳 haha just kidding unless

♥ 86519 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020 — via babyyodablackwood

doctor david is just a cheap GLaDOS knock off

♥ 169 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020
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helen: shows up to cause problems on purpose to feed off of fear and confusion

me: 😍😍😍

♥ 86 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020

jackedup180:

peter lukas in a cap that says ‘WOMEN DON’T KNOW ME FISH DON’T KNOW ME I AM ALONE ON THIS BARREN EARTH’

♥ 701 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020 — via youarentreadingthis
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mr-hyde-and-mr-seek:

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This episode hit a little too close to home, so this is not only about doctor David himself but also about real people who act like him.

♥ 3249 — 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2020 — via asexualarchivist