gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20:
I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying
normalize suddenly saying “wait hang on I might have just talked myself out of this” mid rant
i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things
Karl Marx
Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet
socks
make your own post
(Turn on the sound!!)
moo. moo. moo. murrrumoombblbl.
one thing bears have in common with gamers? they both “twitch” when they see a “live stream”. think about it.
love the dashboard discussion tonight
corduroyed: kind, loving
stickbugged: a simple jest, without harmful intent
rickrolled: a simple jest, with intent of mild irritation
gnomed: the person wants you dead.
frankly just bc it says heritage post doesn’t mean ur forgiven for putting massive gif threads on my dash
last night i wrapped one of my textbooks up in a towel and put it near the foot of my bed to mimic the feeling of my cat sleeping next to me. there might be something wrong with my brain.