frogmunist:

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put “please speak to me in an Italian accent” in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes “eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!” and when I told him he didn’t actually have to do it he was like “a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!”

♥ 154802 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via namethatghostling

sympolite:

iamoutofideas:

lmaonade:

imagine having a discourse blog

imagine having a blog

imagine having… for i have naught a penny to me name

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♥ 66747 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via akanamay

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

let’s spice things up: sex INSIDE of marriage is immoral

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♥ 21646 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via hamletbot
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turing-tested:

they’re selling spirit phone on vinyl, cassette, and 8 track

♥ 877 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via officer-eiffel
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southwoodplantationroad:

mountain goats cover of WAP

♥ 2862 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via mori-esque
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Song: Dead
Artist: They Might Be Giants
Album:
Played: 0 times

lesbianshepard:

did a large procession wave their
torches as my head fell in the basket
and was everybody dancing on the casket?

♥ 141 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via lesbianshepard
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richardgloucesters:

the fact😤👏🏼that there isn’t😓❌ a white rose emoji⚪️ and only a red🔴 is obviously lancastrian🌹propaganda📜😡 you thought❓😔 the wars of the roses 🥀🤴🏻ended at the battle of bosworth field?🗡🛡 think again 🤯🗣 yorkists👑📣 we rise🙌🏽💯 at dawn☀️👊🏼

♥ 25712 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via tell-themstories
♥ 55941 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via c3rvida3 (source)

zvaigzdelasas:

My “not a wiretap” t-shirt is raising questions which should be readily answered by my t-shirt

♥ 4767 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via gorps
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bigprettygothgf:

jandicebarov:

bigprettygothgf:

bigprettygothgf:

thinking about how for the palpatine clone figure, hasbro obviously couldnt make him nude under his cloak like he was in the comic so instead they gave him a bunch of straps that had the unintended effect of making him look way more horny

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Just awful. no one needed to see this.

where is the comic palpatine gets nude in

im so glad i finally have a reason to showcase this truly horrifying art

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♥ 18382 — 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2020 — via bigprettygothgf