lesbianrey:

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everyone be quiet i’m trying to quantum leap into the universe where we got david lynch star wars

♥ 3036 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via lesbianrey
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butchfatty-deactivated20210203:

ardri-na-bpiteog:

yiffmaster:

murolo-moved:

murolo-moved:

dark chocolate …. one of life’s little tortures

oh you wanted some chocolate? of course. here you go. it’s the kind that’s bad though

reading this post must be how craft beer dudes feel when they see me holding a bright blue margarita

OP probably thinks Hersheys is good chocolate

This post incites Such rage in me. I’m sorry none of you have taste buds and enjoy hurting yourself. Hershey IS good chocolate. Milk chocolate is THE chocolate. Why would I suffer through bitterness when I could just have a good Hershey bar

♥ 56105 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via hollowboobtheory
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butchscientist:

gray-warden:

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country’s head of state

♥ 167139 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via breastforce
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anditssunday:

the left just wants mass amounts of banana peels placed all over the country so nice straight white boys like me slip on them and fall face-first into a custard pie

♥ 43682 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via

pointnclick:

normal-guy-posts:

I’m sorry we couldn’t spare any pillows or blankets for you. You’re fine with sleeping on the couch, right?

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sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

♥ 132206 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via mabelsguidetolife

rabdoidal:

i hope this email finds you, binds you, ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters, drags you to a hole until you wake up, naked, clawing at the ceiling of your grave

♥ 5062 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via coochiecrusher

spooniestrong:

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♥ 68024 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via prince-infidel

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are

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stop trying to make this about penises this is serious

♥ 34571 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via fatgothgf
tma episode 2

magnusarchivememes:

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♥ 6219 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via archival-disaster

wthrvnes:

pancakeke:

remember when discord first got big and some people on Tumblr tried to claim certain users had elitist private servers when in reality those discords were just personal friend group chats

you cant blame them no one on tumblr has friends

♥ 44548 — 2 years ago on 05 Sep 2020 — via alaatus