cathnogay:

mothmaninist:

I felt like this specific moment needed to be shared 

The Oompa Loompas once Todd Howard falls in the Chocolate River 

wendingwillow:

space-bones-official:

officialskylerwhitestan:

birdblogwhichisforbirds:

Two more weeks of gender!

egberts:

Nintendo is canceling its Halloween event

Due to peer pressure from religious groups, Nintendo has decided to cancel all Halloween events and items. They will re-release the Easter e

thisworldthesedays.com

argumate:

cop-disliker69:

argumate:

cop-disliker69:

argumate:

cop-disliker69:

argumate:

memecucker:

Person: But Lord! Was I not a faithful servant?

Jesus: And yet when I appeared to you in the form of someone posting about how they drank gamer girl bath water, you persecuted me

*hands you a glass of gamer girl bath water* this is my blood,

Isaiah 12:3

“With joy you will draw gamer girl bathwater from the wells of salvation.”

he struck the rock with his staff and lo, gamer girl bath water did flow forth!

Isaiah 44:3

For I will pour gamer girl bathwater on the thirsty land, and streams on the dry ground; I will pour out my Spirit on your offspring, and my blessing on your descendants.

you could turn gamer girl bath water into wine, but technically that’s a sin.

No no no, the act of turning regular water into gamer girl bathwater is known as transubstantion.

*the priest dunks his butt in the font and goes nyaa~ at the congregation*

drop-the-curtain-123:

orquidia:

HFGKMLHMFL?

mary i @ the 1553 english people:

gabesapwhoreta:

gabesapwhoreta:

gabesapwhoreta:

gabesapwhoreta:

I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

him: so, every president since FDR has done this, but-

her: walks in with a barbie doll

him: oh, hi, what’s up?

her: fairy barbie is flying in

him: oh, okay - i’m doing a lecture right now though, so could fairy barbie fly-

her: show them fairy barbie

him: sighs.

him: okay, everyone, this is fairy barbie,

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

update:

katamarei:

eye-co:

My flatmate taught Reneigh a poorly thought out catchphrase…

portaltwo:

i think hannibal wouldve been funnier if he didnt eat people but will still thought he did 

gowns:

cultiverunjardin:

I don’t think we’re meant to be exposed to so many random strangers opinions on literally anything and everything on a constant, daily basis

me as an ancient greek walking through the agora and past the lyceum trying to mind my own business

nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021:

Me, enjoying the Dragon Age that I’ve very carefully built with butchered canon and my own headcanons: I love Dragon Age!! What a good series!! :)

Me, looking at Dragon Age canon: