ommanyte:

Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord

♥ 72772 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via dougdimmadildo

godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:

i think everyone should get unlimited free adderall

♥ 5087 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via slutauthority
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ratcity:

Okay sometimes I dip a toe in like 70s/80s classic rock “bandom” on this website because I like the music and u guys are so fucking funny. Y’all r like “protect mick jagger” girl he does not need u …… he has seven houses and is a mysogynist

♥ 8053 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via dougdimmadildo

coolxatu:

king

♥ 80864 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via foilflingza

kurapikawithagun:

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this is hands-down the funniest thing i’ve seen since the pandemic hit. can we use this to start a rumor that mob psycho 100 is communist propaganda

♥ 13887 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via unseeliedyke-deactivated2021120
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cada5h:

danipixel:

So many people posting about the Dragon Age 4 concept art are completely missing this gem.

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This guy leaning on his sword, telling some sort of behemoth to give him a minute while he catches his breath is the most Dragon Age nonsense I have ever seen. This is the kinda crap Hawke would pull.

this guy has massive zevran vibes

♥ 16010 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via mafreiidyne

hoenanlynch-moved-deactivated20:

stop putting the damn “what happens in your head when you do math” post on my dash. you know what happens in my head when i see a math problem? my eyes go blank and stupid horse starts playing somewhere

♥ 35559 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via hotvampireadjacent
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physbol:

god

♥ 19934 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via fatgothgf
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catwithbenefits:

peachsnout:

its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore

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♥ 150474 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via newgameplus
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milesgoeswest:

youngsamberg:

moira rose laughing without moving her face should’ve earned catherine o’hara an emmy two years ago

This is still one of my favorite clips ever. It’s the reason I started watching the show. Like, what was going through her MIND when they filmed this.  I have to stan

♥ 100789 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via enjorlas