surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

thetomlinsonway:

surprisedentistry:

thetomlinsonway:

jakeperalta:

not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then…it’s also our business.

celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i’m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship

I could’ve swore you said they were not trying to communicate through coded messages.

I think RBB and SBB handled by One Direction themselves don’t agree with you on that one, lad.

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Just two rainbow teddy bears wearing a real expensive Rolex in their wrist and all dressed up at One Direction’s stage tour just for no reason at all.

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What a strange happenstance!

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NOT. I could go on and on all day. Anyways…great chat, pals!

i’m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it’s literally just pictures of two teddy bears

us: celebrities aren’t secretly communicating with you asking you to save them through coded messages

someone in an incredibly bizarre fandom echo chamber with zero self-awareness about how unhinged they’re about to sound: yeah well what about THIS *posts a picture of two teddy bears where one of the bears looks like it’s reading a book about diarrhea* 

♥ 176197 — 2 years ago on 09 Sep 2020 — via shrimpsisbugs

thyle:

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“Bring all that is fear and all that is terror and all that is the awful dread that crawls and chokes and blinds and falls and twists and leaves and hides and weaves and burns and hunts and rips and leads and dies!”

♥ 358 — 2 years ago on 09 Sep 2020 — via the-magnus-archives-wiki

there’s a post about missionaries going around and im not actually gonna like try and argue that they’re good cause fuck em but it says that missionaries believe uncontacted people go to heaven if they didn’t have a chance to learn about god and thats just not true for all sects. like there are churches who are like yeah you go straight to hell if u don’t accept jesus and fuck you if you’ve never heard of the guy. 

♥ 53 — 2 years ago on 09 Sep 2020

left-reminders:

millennial-review:

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♥ 67775 — 2 years ago on 09 Sep 2020 — via randomthingsthatilike1
bigprettygothgf:
“ bigprettygothgf:
“the metal gear solid subreddit everybody
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the famously non-political escapist fantasy metal gear solid,
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bigprettygothgf:

bigprettygothgf:

the metal gear solid subreddit everybody 

the famously non-political escapist fantasy metal gear solid, 

♥ 9957 — 2 years ago on 09 Sep 2020 — via hotvampireadjacent

gondrican:

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♥ 33018 — 2 years ago on 09 Sep 2020 — via beetledrink
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gray2tho:

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♥ 15101 — 2 years ago on 09 Sep 2020 — via hotvampireadjacent

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

SCIENTISTS SAY THEY ARE NEARLY FINISHED DEVELOPING THE WORLD’S FIRST “UNSUCKABLE COCK”

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great replies on this one

♥ 18928 — 2 years ago on 09 Sep 2020 — via bigprettygothgf
pesky-plumbers:
“ grawly:
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“ tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:
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“ unyielding–justice:
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“ graffyn-guy:
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“ treaclethetortoise:
“ pesky-plumbers:
“ graffyn-guy:
“The funniest part of this,...

pesky-plumbers:

grawly:

pesky-plumbers:

tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:

pesky-plumbers:

unyielding–justice:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

pesky-plumbers:

treaclethetortoise:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

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There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

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What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

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@pesky-plumbers
what about the F from Mario Golf?
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y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

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your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

there was a g in this one too tho

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♥ 422632 — 2 years ago on 08 Sep 2020 — via leenikgeelo