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Funny how beer looks like piss …… this says a lot about men in our society

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn’t have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone

going to their blog to check the header like:

Originally posted by its-arrested-development

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humanoidhistory:

Exploring virtual reality at NASA’s Ames Research Center, 1989.

alien bussy fingering simulator 2019

this is the top result when i google my url 

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Evidence:

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

you mean like

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

This post really was a rollercoaster.

for elves it was a straight line

goodcleansurf:

elonmuskisabitch:

new vegas confirmed to be even better than initially thought

btw, he locked his twitter because he bad mouthed brazil so brazilians did what brazilians do best and spammed his twitter with pictures of a naked soccer player

friendlycore:

youre singing. augustus is stuck in a giant tube and youre singing.

i think the most surprising thing i’ve learned all week is that aristotle had a son because i can not imagine any philosopher ever getting laid 

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What is going on in the brains of r/nosleep writers… how did they not realize that this is absolute peak comedy……

you’re laughing. they sent him to the wasp room and you’re laughing

this just sounds like the premise of an Invader zim episode

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