hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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lakevida:

gonna go ahead and decide that not liking pineapple pizza is homophobic. oh you hate having more fruit in your life? yeah i bet you do. tell me more about the fruits you don’t like. am i one of them

greyalistairs:

greyalistairs:

why am i writing abt dead people when theres living milfs out there… -_-

needlejuicerecords:

Here’s the View-Monster picture disc animations by Aimkid & Andrew Kepple!

enderman:

enderman:

enderman:

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

i may be stupid

having a post like this blow up really makes me feel like a lowly jester who, having made a suitable funny, has created an uproar in the royal hall, with the diplomats and aristocrats belly-laughing demanding “More, more!!!” as they throw firecrackers at my feet

bikozume-remade-deactivated2021:

you’re laughing. That’s nice im so glad to see you’re happy BTW i love you <3

solarsyrup:

I know you don’t want to hear about ursine fractals any more but it… bears repeating

fresh-and-hot-tiktoks:

“So we got a new rug…. our cat dosen’t approve lmaoooooo”

redpandarascal:

ndiecity:

hollowtones:

apocalypsegay:

the amount of women who make their self-inserts fuck vulpes inculta is astonishing not just bc he’s a slaver but because you meet him in-game like this

He looks like a shoe leather gijinka.

He looks like he sells racism door to door

“would you believe this is the least stupid hat i own?”