plagueducktor:

evilvillain123456789:

i am trying to chop firewood with my large hairy arms and heaving muscular chest. can you please keep the women with cat ears away from my encampment.

The NPCs when I play modded Skyrim

♥ 30800 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via fatgothgf

shroomlings:

We interrupt your regularly scheduled mushroom program to show you these pictures of bears that I snapped yesterday :-)

♥ 43904 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via yomiel

dagny-hashtaggart:

rox-and-prose:

Some people sure do keep making posts huh

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♥ 34442 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via slutauthority

averax:

platinumcracker:

harryll0yds:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.

♥ 741121 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via sheepandwolves

straightboyfriend:

my ex wife sent an assassin on me but i sent an assassin on that assassin & they fell in gay love & now they’re having sex in my guest bathroom

♥ 31414 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via dougdimmadildo

teioh:

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♥ 65392 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via hollowboobtheory

someone-hug-obiwan:

kybercrystals:

i truly do love that maul is dead silent in tpm but literally nobody can get him to shut up in tcw

everyone in the galaxy: we’ve already heard about how kenobi ruined your life

maul: 

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♥ 13201 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via randomthingsthatilike1

kaijuno:

Watched a kid in line ahead of me at the store get rung up and the cashier said “your total is 18.41” and without missing a beat the kid said “ah, the year I was born” and the cashier stopped and was like “I’m… sorry???”

♥ 71905 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via youarentreadingthis

hisprophetsagain:

death2america:

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♥ 54510 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via robotgirlfriendaigis

ahcourtney:

Brian David Gilbert, the Master Chief of loneliness [x]

♥ 4074 — 2 years ago on 11 Sep 2020 — via hamletbot
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