♥ 34310 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020 — via kelgrid
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error423:

Oh to be a huge worm on a desert planet full of drugs

♥ 674 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020 — via postmarxed

beyonceknowless:

Come, wayward souls
And wander through the darkness
There is a light, for the lost and the meek
Sorrow and fear are easily forgotten
When you submit to the soil of the earth

Grow, tiny seed
You are called to the trees
Rise till your leaves fill the sky
Until your sighs fill the air in the night
Lift your mighty limbs
And give praise to the fire

OVER THE GARDEN WALL (2014)

♥ 53348 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020 — via explorersofsky
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mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

the bravest writers are the ones who make granny characters in scifi and fantasy solely for the sake of having grannies i think there needs to be more old ladies who Fight and Kill

not only because i like the concept of badass oldladies and the destruction of the concept that all girl characters have to be sexually appealing to the audience bc thats fucking annoying as shit, there is literally Nothing funnier than the concept of a granny with a massive sword or death laser. she pinches ur cheek lovingly and then saws someone in half. amazing

♥ 82804 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020 — via roadgoeson
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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

(animation by aimkid)

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♥ 14506 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020 — via placeholderforabettername

thoodleoo:

i just want to speak every language ever, is that too much to ask

♥ 76057 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020 — via youarentreadingthis
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viking-archer-official:

gaynidai:

character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this

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video game companies be like “we offer a diverse array of skin tones for a wide array of character types”

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♥ 154644 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020 — via postmarxed

gdfgj i had to translate another play for latin over the weekend (amphitruo) and it was just jupiter fucking this guys wife. like the story is literally jupiter just fucking amphitruo’s wife and knocking her up. and then jupiter shows up and goes “yeah i fucked your wife. also my kid with her is way stronger and cooler than your kid. in every conceivable way. we’re going to name him after my wife”

and amphitruo is like oh sorry for the misunderstanding king thank you for fucking my wife.

♥ 208 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020

princesshamlet-deactivated20210:

good morning to trans people, dead people, people who prefer slightly green bananas, recreational readers of shakespeare, target employees, construction workers, hungarian speakers, people who make an extra effort to recycle, and the menacing aura of doom that pervades every second of my day

♥ 6381 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020 — via hamletbot
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twinberry:

twinberry:

somebody teach me how to be a real goth……

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♥ 38601 — 2 years ago on 14 Sep 2020 — via placeholderforabettername