theanartist:

theanartist:

Did liberals collectively forget that Hilary won the popular vote the moment that fact stopped being rhetorically useful to them

“Look where sitting on your hands got us last election” what in the god damn fuck are you talking about

the-memedaddy:

meirl

kirksfattitties:

JDBDHSBSHSHSJDVSSHSJSBSVH how is he saying this unironically

one-time-i-dreamt:

hirxeth:

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi

hallandoates1970topresent:

AND that bitch gotta knife, the fuck

memesandmylife:

miceprincess:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

newtonscamader:

emancaz:

emancaz:

thoodleoo:

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

unclefather:

johnnycashthighhighboots:

the worst thing in the world is when you say somethign as a joke and everyones like. “hey. thats not normal. are you ok?”  please stop psychoanalysing me im clown i dont have emotions 

incorrect-harry-potter-quotes:

i’m not linking the book synopsis because i hate her and i don’t want to give anyone the site traffic for her hateful decisions but jk rowling is releasing a book where a cis man dresses as a muslim woman so he can murder people and it’s so cruel and disgusting and blatantly transphobic and islamophobic and fuck jkr and fuck anyone who continues to agree with her violent bigotry or even defend her she’s pushing and monetizing false rhetoric that demonizes incredibly vulnerable groups of people who are exponentially more likely to be murdered than to murder and will do nothing but give bigots license to harm people they see as not conforming to their antiquated and damaging ideas of gender expression and religious dress fuck her so much