Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:
Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”
Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”
Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”
Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”
Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.
non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…
orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface
the most cursed feeling is seeing a heritageposts thing and scrolling to the bottom to see that, some day in the far distant past, you had liked the post
jonny sims really expects me to keep track of all those old motherfuckers who wrote j*nah letters back in the day like I’ve got the time or mental space. “dear mr magnus, your humble servant ebenezer montgomery IV is once again in a big fucking pickle bro” like. I can’t believe yall throw around names so casually like I’m supposed to remember who bartolomeu von shitscram is. oh we all love zackariah dickbiscuit here in tma. grow up
What if a white child with cancer only had 3 weeks left to live and their last wish to the make a wish foundation was to be able to say the N word just once. Are you telling me its not okay for a white person to say the N word in that instance?
