hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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osmosisjones:

pastrygeckos:

Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit

this is how they make lacroix

i need u to know that during the entirety of my binge of the first season of the umbrella academy i was extremely concerned for vanya’s neighbor’s cat. cause like sometimes shows/movies will mention an animal who gets out and they always show up just to get killed in a dramatic scene and i was just not ready for that. my mind was on the cat’s well being the entire time.

rocktheholygrail:

Always abide by the code.

scoutandcowpany:

mellific:

shut down

magecock:

energyprison:

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today

regicidal-defenestration:

[ID: a tall green and white baseball cap with a trout embroided at the base. The text above it says “My lawyer told me not to disclose the specifics of the relationship between myself, women, and fish”]

vinianein:

aplpaca:

blindedjanus:

A powerful child

citizen-zero:

me, a gentile, completely engrossed in a very long thread in which several Jewish tumblr users draw on the tenets, laws, and philosophies of Judaism to support their claims in a debate about whether it would be okay for a dragon to light a candle with its own fiery breath on the sabbath

teslacoils-and-hubris:

Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your expirments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool