hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
listening to the taz soundtrack is a great way to lull myself off to sleep and is also a fun little game i like to call Fantasy Costco Roulette
minkowski’s backstory is so wild. “My career in songwriting/musical theater just didn’t work out :( so I became a fucking astronaut” ma'am. literally what in the god damn shit. I love you
weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact:
controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination
good morning to people who can’t read long lists,
mortheta-remade-deactivated2020:
lovelace: jacobi why would you volunteer to seduce our male guards
jacobi: cuz i’m. you know
lovelace: what.
lovelace: this is a podcast i can’t see what you’re doing
Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are
new high school classmate: so what’s your name
renesmee: renesmee
new classmate: that’s… interesting
renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me
bella, sitting literally two seats away:
I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter
youre goddamn right thats what im implying
I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.
“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience
‘previously undreamed-of’
this just gave me a glimpse into an alternate reality where human society functions the way carpenter ant society does
