strangestcase:

*does a gay little unethical scientific experiment that challenges God*

♥ 60280 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020 — via unseeliedyke-deactivated2021120
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amygdalan-arm:

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amygdalan-arm:

Hm. *debunks you*

Grrrr… >:(

♥ 62936 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020 — via butchflirt
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totopopopo:

Underrated part of the Bifrost incident is when Thor goes on this entire rant abt how he’s gonna kill everyone and seize power from Odin and Lyf just deadpan goes “so now I’m pretty sure it’s Thor who led the train to its destruction” like asdjdhdksk your detective skills are off the charts king

♥ 1398 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020 — via eliasbouchardslut

the people in the apartment across from mine have a black and white cat so if i look out the window i’ll just see phantom white feet in a window. it’s adorable.

♥ 131 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020
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themanslayer:

themanslayer:

whenever i see a callout for a kin blogger its always like, everything. like they just did every single thing.

callout post for xxcapriciousclownxx

-kins Gamgee Makara

-follows jeffreydahmerswifey1488 despite her being an aphobe

-kins Giovanni from Pokémon and refuses to acknowledge that Giovanni is an unethical mafioso

-changed his name to Giovanni even though he isn’t italian and also named his dog Vincenzo

-reblogs posts that say “gay men only” despite being pansexual

-In the Yuri on Ice fandom despite the age gap

-kins Eric Cartnan and intentionally follows Cartman kins who don’t want to be followed by doubles

-fed Vincenzo a chicken nugget even though that’s unhealthy

-pirates the Harry Potter movies which takes money away from its hardworking cast

-hates Hazbin Hotel despite all of its great representation

-is an arsonist and regularly burns down orphanages

-is the leader of a large and influential cannibalistic nazi cult

-regularly goes to his local hospital to strangle all the newborn babies to death

-did a Facebook livestream of him killing and eating his entire family

♥ 20074 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020 — via shrimpsisbugs
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27-umbrellas:

Okay current John Mulaney is great but seeing pictures from his childhood is just so adorable!!

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♥ 57462 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020 — via sheepandwolves

return-of-the-french:

kosmonin:

radical-eirini-deactivated20210:

imgetting2old4diss:

thatdiva:

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Finally somebody else saw it too

not sure why people find this weird, both are made for the human sitting in them to be able to do so relatively comfortably for long hours. It just happens to be that ergonomics don’t really change *that* much over the course of growing up.

Sorry its actually because gamers are little babies :/

Wrong that’s bc we’re all born as gamers but most are changed by society 😔😔😔

♥ 225319 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020 — via vastsexual
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tabarnaks:

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Been thinking abt this for the last 3 days

♥ 65 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020 — via tabarnaks
cakeandrevolution:
“no i am well aware of this train wreck
”

cakeandrevolution:

no i am well aware of this train wreck

♥ 463946 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020 — via genlockanddropit
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crying-over-really-dumb-things:

narcissuscore-archive:

wonder how MAG 02 Do Not Open statement giver joshua gillespie is doing in the eyepocalypse

Probably consistently faced with a different domain every day and casually says “hmm… no thanks” and walks away

♥ 6066 — 2 years ago on 19 Sep 2020 — via themagnusaaaaaa
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