oathkeeper-of-tarth:

azuresquirrel:

azuresquirrel:

azuresquirrel:

-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.

1/8/18 - HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW

5/7/18 - FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK????? FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

Happy anniversary!

chrismarium:

i can’t believe this just hit me

This episode showed that White Diamond can move freely, and is not, in fact, stuck in the same position we first saw her in.

Originally posted by kid-cobra

She was just trying to maintain her image as the “perfect” leader of the diamonds.

Originally posted by kid-cobra

y’all…

She really was T-Posing to assert dominance.

p1euvoir:

Steven universe episode 1: Steven thinks his powers are activated by ice cream!

Steven universe episode 160: Steven’s Grandma Fucking Murders Him

katalean:

she’s gorgeous

• normal logic part of my brain watching White Diamond: holy shit 😮
• big dumb lesbian part of my brain watching White Diamond: holy shit 👀

frankycreative:

I got nothing.

alexandot:

i cant believe this renegade lesbian swordfighter who’s also a really embarrassing mom with a fanny pack, ideal character honestly

literally nothing the steven universe fandom produces will ever top the “onion is yellow diamond because he doesnt have ears” theory

galaxxxia:

I had to make gifs, their reactions cleared my skin and cured my depression.