Why do people still want rey skywalker what the fuck would that serve story wise besides “HEY I KNOW THAT NAME!!!! WHOAAA!!”
finn’s the skywalker pass it on :(
the skywalker is obviously going to be chewbacca
oh ffuck
he married leia after han died
what about Mala chewbacca’s wife in the star wars holiday special
mala divorced him and re-married because he spent too much time with the rebellion and not enough time caring for their son, lumpy. his name is Fred and he’s the manager of a kaskyyyk hardware store
that’s good for her. kind of tragic that Chewy and Leia fell into each other after Han died when in reality they were both in love with Han. this is just like Donna and James on twin peaks
people can say rey is a mary sue all they want but let’s not forget who the biggest mary sue in all of star wars is and forever will be: sheev palpatine, the stupid old man who can do literally anything except know when a guy is gonna pick him up and throw him
i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now
my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable
people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine
so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit
